Cashing In On Christmas

Words and Music by Vim Fuego, Colin Grigson, Den Dennis and Spider Webb


Cashing on on christmas
Hear those cash tills ring
Jingle bells make money
Everybody sing

Queuing up at Woolworths to get our christmas hits
We're after peace and love and joy and jingle bells on it
This is our christmas single, please make it number one
And give us all your money, to make our christmas fun

Cashing on on christmas
Hear those cash tills ring
Jingle bells make money
Everybody sing

Cos we are rocking
Every christmas we're rocking
Say Santa Claus and we are rocking
Oh jingle bells and we're rocking
Well every christmas we are rocking
We're rocking all the way to the bank

Cashing on on christmas
Hear those cash tills ring
Jingle bells make money
Everybody sing

I want to wake up on christmas morning with the snow all over the ground
There's Bad News's christmas single in my stocking
It only cost just over a pound

Hello, this is Den Dennis. I hope you're all having a very merry christmas. This is our christmas single, please buy it and make it number one. All our christmas fun

Hello everybody, it's Vim Fuego here. Sorry I can't be with you this christmas but I'm in the Carribean with all your money, having a good drink and a laugh. Have a lot of fun, merry christmas

Cashing in on christmas
Christmas girls and boys
Cashing in on christmas
Let's make lots of noise

Cos we are rocking
Every christmas we're rocking
Say Santa Claus and we are rocking
Oh jingle bells and we're rocking
Well every christmas we are rocking
We're rocking all the way to the bank

Cashing in on christmas
Christmas girls and boys
Cashing in on christmas
Let's make lots of noise

Hello everyone, this is Colin Grigson. Please give as generously as you can to Bad News this christmas because, remember, there are people in the world who are much better at spending your money that you are, and that's us. Ha ha ha, merry christmas.

Cashing in on christmas
Christmas girls and boys
Cashing in on christmas
Let's make lots of noise

Hello, I'm Spider Webb.

No credit cards thank you, and no cheques, just cash, thankyou. More and more cash.