Carnivorous Girl
Words and Music by Matthew Exelby, Someone Thomas and Kevin Jefferies
I met her in a launderette
She told me she was looking for something better
I'm a melancholy dreamer
But my baby's got more suction than a vacuum cleaner
She lives at number twenty seven
With luncheon every day I'm in heaven
She always leaves a little bit of room for seconds
And I don't even know her name
She's my carnivorous girl
She's my carnivorous girl
She's my carnivorous girl
I think I'll feed her (feed her) feed her (feed her) feed her
Cause I need her
She's pneumatic and she likes to keep clean
And she breathes through her nostrils, if you know what I mean
Voracious is her appetite
And when she smiles you know it's gonna be all white
She takes me deep down into her soul
I show her the direction, but she's in control
She likes a bacon sandwich and a sausage roll
It's the meat that brings her to her knees
She's my carnivorous girl
She's my carnivorous girl
She's my carnivorous girl
I think I'll feed her (feed her) feed her (feed her) feed her
Cause I need her, yeah
I haven't seen her now for a year (for a year)
No longer got the suction so I'm sipping my beer
Selling vacuum cleaners is my baby's career
She's coming to a door near you
She's my carnivorous girl
She's my carnivorous girl
She's my carnivorous girl
I think I'll feed her (feed her) feed her (feed her) feed her
Cause I need her
Carnivorous girl girl carnivorous
Carnivorous girl girl carnivorous
Ca ca ca ca ni ni ni ni vo vo vo vo ro ro ro rous
Ca ca ca ca ni ni ni ni vo vo vo vo ro ro ro rous
She's my carnivorous girl (she's my carnivorous girl)
She's my carnivorous girl (she's my carnivorous girl)
She's my carnivorous girl, yeah yeah
Ca ca ca ca ni ni ni ni vo vo vo vo ro ro ro rous