Two Sharp Pencils (get bad)
Words and music by Roger Taylor
(on 12" single for Strange Frontier)
Here comes a dude
Get a look at that guy
Ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba
Na na ba ba ba da da da
Give me 'b' give me 'a' give me 'd'
Give me one two three
Give me one two three
Now there was a young man from Dundee
Got stung on the knee by a wasp
And asked if it hurt said no not a bit
He can do it again if he wants to
Again if he wants to
Do it again if he wants to
It's bad
Real bad
It's a crazy world full of crazy dudes
If we all get crazy we can boogie through
Yeah
Say give me two sharp pencils
Give me peace for days
It's bad
That's bad
Get bad
Alright
That's bad
Get bad
Not bad
There's a cute young chick from Bude
Went for a swim in a lake
When a man in a punt stuck the pole over the edge
Said you can't swim here it's private
That's bad
Get bad
Give me 'b' give me 'a' give me 'd'
Give me one two three
That's bad
Ba ba
It's a crazy world full of crazy dudes
If we all get crazy we can boogie through
Get bad
Bad
Get bad
That's bad
Mmmm
Alright
Give me 'b' give me 'a' give me 'd'
Give me one two three
That's bad
Get bad
Get bad