You Don't Fool Me

In order to try and identify all the formats and mixes available, here is a try at a canonical list. Thanks to Saul Duck and Michael Ehrt for providing information.

Mixes

So far, the following remixes are known. Refer to the second table to find out which formats you need to buy to obtain each mix, and to the last section to see the minimum you need to buy to get all mixes.
No. Description Which formats?
1Album Version, 5:251,2,3,4,10,11,13,14,17,18,19,20,23
2Edit, 3:531,2,3,4,23
3Edit, 4:42. The sleeve of the French 3-track promo incorrectly says 3:527,8,9
4Sexy Club Mix, 10:18 (remix by Jam & Spoon). The time is incorrectly stated as 10:53 on UK CD and 12" single1,4,5,6,10,11,15,18,19,23
5Dancing Divaz Rhythm Mix (remix by Dancing Divaz). On the UK orange vinyl 12" this is mistakenly listed as the "Dancing Divaz Instrumental Club Mix"6,15
6Dancing Divaz Club Mix, 7:06 (remix by Dancing Divaz)1,4,5,6,15,18,19,20,23
7Dancing Divaz Instrumental Club Mix (remix by Dancing Divaz). This is not the same as the track of this name on the UK orange vinyl 12", which is actually the Rhythm Mix5,6
8BS. Project Remix (remix by M Marcolin and Bob Salton)5,10,11
9BS. Project Remix - Edit, 3:15 (remix by M Marcolin and Bob Salton)8,9
10Dub Dance Single Mix, 5:25 (remix by David Richards)9,10,11
11Freddy's Club Mix, 7:02 (remix by Freddy Bastone). The time is incorrectly listed as 6:01 on the orange vinyl. The spelling of Freddy refers to Mr Bastone, not Mr Mercury12,13,14,15
12Freddie's Revenge Dub, 5:53 (remix by Freddy Bastone). Note the label of the US 12" spells it "Freddie" whereas the sleeve spells it "Freddy".12,13,14
13Queen For A Day Mix, 6:33 (remix by Freddy Bastone)12,13,14
14Queen Forever Megamix, 5:53 (remix by Freddy Bastone)15
15The Late Mix, 10:34 (remix by David Richards)18,19

Formats

So far, the following formats are known. Refer to the previous table to find which mixes are on which release.

All have the standard picture sleeve unless stated.
No. DescriptionWhich mixes?
1Dutch 4 track CD in jewel case1,2,4,6
2Dutch 2 track CD in card sleeve1,2
3Dutch 2 track CD in jewel case, promo, shadow effect writing on sleeve instead of outline2,1
4Italian 4 track CD in jewel case1,2,4,6
5Italian 4 track 12" single (both laminated and unlaminated sleeves exist)4,6,8,7
6UK 4 track 12" single, promo, black vinyl, no sleeve. The matrix number (12INTDJQ1) implies this was made for export rather than UK use4,6,5,7
7French 1 track CD in card sleeve, promo, blue sleeve3
8French 2 track CD in card sleeve with remixes stamp9,3
9French 3 track CD in card sleeve with remixes stamp, promo, blue sleeve3,9,10
10French 4 track CD in jewel case with remixes stamp, withdrawn8,10,4,1
11French 4 track 12" single8,10,4,1
12American 3 track 12" single, promo, no sleeve, plain white label11,12,13
13American 4 track 12" single, promo, no sleeve. This is, in fact, just the regular 4 track 12" single without a sleeve, so it is dubious whether this really counts as a seperate format.11,1,12,13
14American 4 track 12" single11,1,12,13
15UK 5 track 12" single, promo, opaque orange vinyl, no sleeve, apparently limited to just 350 copies (some copies with translucent orange vinyl have been reported, but it is not known whether these are deliberate, mispressings or bootlegs)4,5,6,11,14
16Italian 7" jukebox single, another artist on b-side, no sleeve1?2
17UK promo CD single, one track, black and purple sleeve, silver and purple disk1
18UK regular issue 12" single, dirty-white vinyl. A small number of white label test pressings exist (apparently just 15 of them)1,4,6,15
19UK regular issue CD single1,4,6,15
20UK regular issue cassette single1,6
21Virgin radio special edition 12" single in custom Queen/Virgin sleeve, signed by Brian/Roger/John, 3 copies only (it has not been confirmed whether any unsigned or sleeveless copies exist)1
22French 1 track CDR (equivalent to an acetate), promo, jewel case, no sleeve9
23Australian 4 track CD in jewel case1,2,4,6
Please note there is no UK 7" vinyl jukebox single.

Collecting

So, to own all the remixes, you minimally need the following formats:
  1. UK 12" orange vinyl
  2. UK 12"
  3. US 12"
  4. Italian 12"
  5. French 3 track CD single
  6. Dutch 2 track CD single
If anyone can cover all mixes in less than six formats then please let me know! Before "The Late Mix" I could do them all in five, but the final mix buggered it up.