If You Can't Beat Them

Words and music by John Deacon

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Keep your chin up when you're feeling lonely

Don't let them get you down

Ain't no use in your sitting all alone

Hanging around for someone to call

Oooh they won't come knocking at all

Don't run and hide

Even if it hurts you inside

So I said

Give as good as you get

If you can't beat them,join them

You'd better do it

Because it makes you feel good

If you can't beat them,join them

You're never gonna help yourself

Come on

Get up

You're feeling good

Keep your fingers off my money

Don't try and pull me down

You're taking me out to wine and dine me

Trying to wind me round and around

Invite me to your little contract Ha! Ha!

Rumour has it that you could play dirty

I'll tell you what I'll do about that

I'm playing at the wrong game yeah!

If you can't beat them,join them

You'd better do it

Because it makes you feel good

If you can't beat them,join them

You're never gonna help yourself

If you can't beat them,join them

You'd better do it

Because it makes you feel good

If you can't beat them,join them

It's everyone for themselves

Move on out